Hostel Review – Granada, Nicaragua – The Bearded Monkey (El Mono Barbe)

Granada is a spectacle of Central America that is greatly under-appreciated by the masses. Imagine a colonial city out of antiquity rising  from the tropical jungle  and volcanic islands that surround it –  complete with centuries old- architecture, cobble-stone streets and horse-drawn carriages alike. Just a short trip south of the United States, this Nicaraguan wonder is one of the hidden gems of Central America, celebrated for decades by backpackers and Lonely Planet aficionados alike.

Among the multitude of budget hostels and hospedajes, one destination reclaims it’s renown among young travelers- El Mono Barbe, or The Bearded Monkey.

Located just out of the main square in Granada, Bearded Monkey offers a few different options for travelers – possibilities ranging from a private room to renting a hammock in the courtyard. Unfortunately, none of these choices allow the option of actually sleeping. The hostel is so well known, that it has transformed from a sleeping/ eating quarters into a full blown bar, and the rowdy drunken tourists seem determined to make as much of a scene as is humanly possible. The tables at the bar and restaurant are constantly full, and you must book a bed a few days in advance to even be considered – that includes sleeping on an empty mattress or a hammock outside. The restaurant does supply some delicious food, but unfortunately the price is inflated beyond what it should be and the service is slow.

It is a great place to meet backpackers from all over the world over a beer or some Flor de Cana, but unfortunately that is about all you will see. Don’t expect to meet any local Nicaraguans or to hone your Spanish skills, as the drunken Americans, Australians, Israelis, and Europeans that frequent the place are not too interested.

A better alternative would be a hostel one street north, and the Monkey’s major competitor – La Libertad. This quaint hostel closely resembles the Bearded Monkey in appearance and structure, but at a reduced price and a much more hospitable environment, The owner offers a multitude of amenities, including a free breakfast, cleanly exterior, and endless entertainment – in the form of a family of friendly kittens chasing each other around the garden. That’s right, the garden. Built inside the hostel itself, it houses a series of exotic trees and fountains that give shelter to the kittens and hummingbirds.

The hammocks stretched from the rafters are in far better shape, and you don’t have to worry about stealing someone else’s bed, as there is always plenty of room in the dorms themselves. If that isn’t enough, the bar is significantly cheaper and hosts a nightly happy hour with the chance to score free drinks. In addition, they offer free internet, laundry service, tour information, and use of the kitchen – all assisted by a friendly and helpful staff.

After attempting both hostels, the choice was evident. Although I still frequented the Monkey occasionally for nightlife, I was far happier sleeping in a hostel that actually allowed me to sleep.

Comments

  1. valliejc

    August 4th, 2010 - 3:46:16 PM

    unfortunately the bearded monkey is staffed by travelers instead of locals.i never stayed there but got ripped off ordering a drink while waiting to book a night at it's lago apoyo hostal.the quality-price was excellent at lago apoyo. unfortunately the place wasn't staffed by locals.service was really poor and we were all accused in the morning of ripping the honor system for food and drinks....too bad for it is a beautiful hostel on the shore of the pristine and scenic lago apoyo

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  2. Joan

    July 21st, 2011 - 10:42:21 AM

    Mighty ufsuel. Make no mistake, I appreciate it.

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